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Surviving Mercury Retrograde 2019

Mercury retrograde gets a bad rap for causing miscommunication, issues with technology, travel, and other annoying inconveniences. But believe it or not, you don’t have to be afraid of it, and with the right #NamasteAsFuck mindset, you can actually use it to your advantage.

Surviving Mercury Retrograde

July 7 - August 2, 2019

So, Mercury is in retrograde again.

BUT NOBODY PANIC

Mercury retrograde gets a bad rap for causing miscommunication, issues with technology, travel, and other annoying inconveniences.

But believe it or not, you don’t have to be afraid of it and with the right #NamasteAsFuck mindset, you can actually use it to your advantage.

Here are a few #NAF tips and tricks to keep a cool head until the storm is over.

  1. Find something to punch

    Instead of punching your friends or coworkers, or sending that 10 page single spaced senior thesis of raw, emotional text - take a breath, go on a walk, run or take a kickboxing class. Literally anything you can do to take a step back and take out your frustration in a healthy way.

  2. Try not to take everything so damn personally

    Everyone is going to be having issues with communication right now. Do you best to give people the benefit of the doubt and try not to jump to conclusions about people fucking you over or ganging up on you.

  3. Triple check your itinerary

    Mercury is infamous for issues with travel. If you’re going on a trip or just driving to work, be prepared for a few mixups, delays and missed connections.

  4. Be weary of who is sliding thru your DMs

    Mark our words, exes and people you have fallen out with from your past are going to be hitting you up, but don’t fall for it! We repeat, DO NO ENGAGE.

    And on that note, also try not be an ex that is hitting you old flame up during this time. (We’ve been there too) Wait until August, you can thank us later.

  5. REMEMBER WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE

You are Namaste As Fuck. You have been through way worse and you have so many “this is the best day ever’s” that haven’t happened yet. You are powerful AF. As shitty as things may feel for a few weeks, it is TEMPORARY and things will lighten up soon, we promise!

So throw on that NAF shirt, give yourself a pep talk in the mirror and do what you have to do to take care of yourself!