Retreat with us!

The magic in transition

People are often called to join one of our retreats when they are in one of two places - they know they need a change in their life but they can't quite tell what it is, or they just experienced a big, unexpected life shift & need help putting the pieces back together in an empowering way.

We are here to help you do just that.

You may be asking yourself questions like, "am I at the right job," "am I with the right person," "am I living in the right place,"

or "am I ready to take yoga teacher training," "or should I launch my business"

You may come home & make a big shift! Or your transitions may be more subtle - like loving who you see in the mirror just a little more, or the way you speak to yourself gets a little softer.

Either way is exactly right.

Change can be scary - and also, exciting & filled with endless possibility. We are here to make space for & to hold you in BOTH. Balance is key - no need to go in circles bypassing your feelings, and no need to get stuck in the basement, either. We're here to help you drop into your own perfect calibration. We think of our retreats as an opportunity for us to help doula you back into the next level of yourself.

Your feelings, your fears & all the things you want for yourself that you're afraid to say out loud are invited!

How it works:

1. Hit the button below to apply to join us on our retreats - we vet all participants.

2. Once you’re approved you’ll receive a booking link for the retreat/s we’re currently booking for

3. Once you’re in, you’re in! You will be added to a launch list to receive booking info as soon as each event is ready.

Our 2023 Roster:

• Tulum - February 15-21 2023

• Joshua Tree - March 23-26 2023

• Camp Yoga Florida - March 31-April 2 2023

• Greece July 11-18

• Somatic Teacher Training TBA

  Our 2024 Roster:

• Tulum Feb 26 - March 4 2024

• Camp Yoga Florida - April 5-7 2024

• TBA Azores late Summer 2024, Bali late Fall 2024

  We’re always adding more to the list! We’re lucky enough to say that our retreats now sell out pretty quickly, so once you get you confirmation email that you’ve been added to the list, be sure to add info@namasteasfuck.com to your contacts (we go to spam a lot :P) so you can get booking links as soon as they’re live!

We can’t wait to have an adventure of a lifetime with you!!

Camp Yoga Florida April 5-7 2024

If a yoga festival & adult summer camp had a baby, this would be it! Join us for epic yoga classes, archery, ropers courses, SUP, arts & crafts, amazing workshops, dance parties & more!

Past Retreats

Greece, Joshua Tree, Florida, Nevada Desert, Dominican Republic, Costa Rica, St Martaan & Tulum!

Retreat FAQ’s

What if I'm new to yoga?

All levels welcome! There will be plenty of space to make your practice your own at a pace that works for you and also be room to challenge yourself no matter what your experience.

Do I have to go to everything? What if I want to hang on the beach?

Our retreats are about YOU and what you want to do. Everyone travels differently and everyone will need something a little different in this experience. You may be in need of a little bit of R&R on the beach or beachfront pool or you may be curious about pushing yourself to explore or try something new - every class and workshop is COMPLETELY OPTIONAL and we encourage you to make this all about YOU and what you want.

Who should NOT come on an NAF retreat?

Anyone with a closed mind or who spends more time judging other people than seeking their own truth. We celebrate our kickass, diverse community of different religions, genders, abilities, ages, ethnicities, national origins, sexualities, and anything else we missed - as well as ALL expressions of yoga. We love it if your practice is super traditional, you're vegan & substance free, and we also love if your practice is hitting happy hour, celebrating your beautiful body in a bikini twerking your buns off while eating a carne asada burrito. We're not here to tell you what's right, we're here to help you uncover your OWN right answer.

Are only women allowed?

Every body can be Namaste As Fuck & is invited on our retreats - it just so happens that a bunch of kickass women sign up. You don't have to identify as a woman to join us, but every single person on our retreats needs to be open & accepting to all different kinds of people, and not threatened or intimidated by strong women or trying to creep or troll our crew for their next GF or BF.

Do you offer payment plans?

Yes! We offer flexible payment plans, shoot us a message to coordinate. Please note the final payment due date listed on the retreat you sign up for.

Can I bring a friend?

Hell yeah! We are happy to coordinate you guys rooming together (up to three friends sharing a room), just message us with who you'd like to room with. However! A word of caution - if the person you’re thinking of inviting is someone you tend to hold a lot of space for/worry about, we recommend heading out on this trip on your own. Dozens of NAF Babes before you have joined our retreats “alone” and left with dozens of new friends. Your call, tho!

Is airfare included?

Airfare is not included in your ticket price, so that you can use/earn your own airline miles if you have them & because many people choose to either come early to play or stay afterwards.

Should I get travel insurance?

TRAVEL INSURANCE IS REQUIRED

We’re asking all attendees to obtain travel insurance.

This is for your own protection physically & financially. If you were to have a serious injury or medical issue while traveling the insurance will cover those cost for you including transportation back to the US. Depending on the plan you choose, it also may protect you in the case of expenses due to flight delays, lost luggage and more. Please forward your insurance to us once you have obtained it. We keep it on file should you have a medical emergency. We typically recommend Allianz or World Nomads, or you're welcome to use another provider of your choosing. Namaste As Fuck is not affiliated with any insurance company and we do not hold any responsibility for your policy agreement with one.

What about food allergies?

We gotchu! For retreats that include food, we can accommodate all dietary restrictions (vegan, vegetarian, etc.) and food allergies. Just be sure to let us know ahead of time so we can keep our resorts in the loop.

Are there refunds?

If for whatever reason you must cancel, we are unable to offer refunds on your deposit under any circumstances. The deposit kept is to cover the cancellation fee required by the resort. Please read the FAQ for each individual trip for any additional refund policies.

Got more questions?? We’re all ears! Hit us with an email & we will get back to you ASAP